viernes, 10 de agosto de 2007


Some jokes I liked about Chuck Norris..
Algunos chistes que me gustaron acerca de Chuck Norris..

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Si respetas estas normas, serás discípulo de Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris siempre tiene la razón.
En caso de que Chuck Norris no tenga la razón, aplicar la norma 1.
No puede haber dos normas sin una tercera...

Chuck Norris me está mirando por la ventana de mi habitación, aunque no tengo ventanas.

Chuck Norris se suena los mocos con agua.

Chuck Norris se puede rascar el codo derecho con la mano derecha.

chuck norris pide una cajita feliz en BK y se la dan..

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it

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